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connected to the school toilets for men and women. A girl to the toilet forget to bring toilet paper, are embarrassed when the man next door heard the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale, loudly asking, « Who?. » A deep and powerful way boys next door: « Lei Feng. »
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doctor asked the patient how the fracture. The patient said, I think the shoes are grains of sand, embracing poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard over there, thought I was electrocuted, and so he took a stick they gave me two sticks!
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bio class, the teacher asked: How can I distinguish between the right hand and octopus feet? Student A: put ass to it by the smell will be placed over the nose is the hand, the other is the feet. Class are inverted.
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one person is always placed ring fart at work, colleagues could not help but say: you can not but speak out? Then we see him sitting there trembling. Colleague asked what he was doing, he replied: I have now transferred into a vibration ?!
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person riding, I heard a passer bluster: go, go, go … … thought to myself, My mother would sing: O come O come oh … … voice hardly ever, ran straight into the ditch. Pedestrians curse Road: damn! Tell you Gougou ditch, and you ride? ! Fall to their deaths deserve!
6,air max 90,
carp and turtle to pick up the marriage certificate. Clerk asked the age tortoise, turtles, said: 100. Clerk regret to say: I am sorry, in accordance with the provisions of your family, you have a minor, are not allowed to get married.
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a couple came to a make a wish Jing Pang. Bent over her husband, Xu had a wish to go after the well threw a coin. His wife would also like to make a wish, but she accidentally fell into the well when he bends over. Her husband was shocked,Tiffany, then smiled and said to himself: « It’s TMD Ling ah! »
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a couple in the river fishing. Mrs. total noisy non-stop, for a fish hook, and his wife, said: This fish Poor thing. Husband said: Yes, ah,yves saint laurent, as long as shut up all right not to do?
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science class, the teacher asked: « Why is a cold body after death? » No answer. The teacher asked: « Nobody knows it? » At this time, the classroom behind Some say: « That’s because ?????. »
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spiders love the ants, affection Shique rejected, spider yelled: « Why? Why all this? » ants, timidly, said: « An Ma said, hang out all day on the Internet that was not good! »
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Just a little studious student, he used to earn a part-time tuition fees for the winter vacation. During the day to help butcher flesh in the evening to a hospital internship. A late, there was a woman because of the emergency, to an operation by the small beam to push her into the operating room. Panic-stricken woman pale to shout slogans: « God! That you are a feminist, you drive me to push where ah?
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the beginning of a person vomiting on the plane, flight attendants take an empty bag , quick to pick up bags full Shiyou, and asked « Do Luantu. » when you see everywhere are to be returned, regardless of their cause, replied: « I see the fast full, drank a sip, spit on the people around … … «
always maintained a willing heart to help others????????
- Wrote to her mother’s letter,
- Who am I really sympathize with the girl of
- [] Erupted in I
- Classic Funny picture!